I did this a few years ago after I started a trend on twitter.
There’s an app for that.
Feeling sleepy? There’s a nap for that.
Crave new Creed? Ask Scott Stapp for that.
Enjoyed a performance? There’s a clap for that.
Said something rude? Get a slap for that.
Mouthed off to the coach? Run a lap for that.
Your kids misogynistic? Blame rap for that.
Tired of “sir?” brits have “chap” for that.
Like Ed Grimley? He’s a sap for Pat.
Taking a crap with long johns? There’s a flap for that.
Favorite metal band? Spinal Tap, or Ratt
Mailing something fragile? Bubble wrap’s for that
Want a blended coffee? There’s a frapp for that.
Marching band hat loose? There’s a strap for that.
Wanna write some blues licks? There’s a Strat for that.
Lips feeling dry? There is a chap for that.
Missed the game? There’s a recap for that.
Wanna reply to a tweet? There’s an @ for that.
Empire is striking back? There’s an AT-AT for that.
Need a great male actor? Oliver Platt does that.
Body feeling plain? There’s a tat for that.
Like Pyramid brewery? There’s a Sno Cap on tap.
Planning a drive-by? There’s a gat for that.
Like your christmas music jazzy? there’s a Nat for that.
Gingivitis? Blame plaque for that.
Like automatic guns? There’s a Ra ta ta tat!
Need a blue ribbon? There’s a Pabst for that.
Like gay rodeos? There’s an assless chap for that.
Need to get REVENGE? There’s a tit for tat.
Got mud on your boots? There’s a mat for that.
Ho runnin’ her mouth? Pop a cap in that.
Like to rock with Jimmie Page? There’s a Plant for that.
Gotta joke that just died? Let’s play Taps for that.